Bet I'd get what I'm asking if it was an Autobot

I have a 2003 Nissan Frontier that I am trying to sell...I've been trying to sell it since January. It's got low mileage (34900), it's in really good shape and it's bright freakin' red. This thing should be selling itself. On the down side, it's a base model truck. It didn't even have a rear bmper when I bought it. It has power nothing. The windows, door locks and transmission are manual. I am trying to sell it for almost $2000 under it's blue book value, yet the only 'serious' offer I have received was for $7000....I asked him how long he wanted to wait for the title, since I would still owe on it, and would continue to make payments until the title was clear.

I bet if it jumped up and transformed I would get $8900 for it easy.